Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

[jjmaccrimmon]

An oldie, but a goodie. Given my recently demented activities and the holiday season, I think these are appropriate.

Schizophrenia -

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -

We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia -

I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic -

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic -

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

Paranoid -

Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder -

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder -

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe
I'll Tell You Why

Attention Deficit Disorder -

Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a
chocolate, why is France so far away?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...